I don't know shit about art…

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Creature

November 28th, 2013

CreatureAlso late…

This is a hand-snake (please feel free to comment a better name, I can’t think of anything and I hate “hand-snake”).  It walks like the character ‘Thing’ from The Addams Family.  Its anus and reproductive parts are in its palm and it is super fast.

Movie Posters

November 28th, 2013

Your Own Private IdahoSuper late, so sorry Jake 🙁

“Your Own Private Idaho” (named after the B-52’s song “Private Idaho”)

A heartwarming indie film of an old widowed potato farmer in Idaho (the creepy old guy from “Something’s Got to Give”).  Due to a back injury he needs his son (Janitor from Scrubsaddicted family (Julianne Moore, you know her, Brick from The Middle, and that skinny guy from Juno).  They drop their lives for a couple weeks to go down to Idaho to convince their stubborn grandfather to sell the farm and move into a retirement home, but will they be the one to change their minds?

 

My Lovely Gif

November 13th, 2013

Pop Art Balloons Slow

Photography Scavenger Hunt photos

September 17th, 2013

Lust Light Labor Home DUDEKhero Magical Man Academia DUDEKamerica DUDEKenvy DUDEKfear DUDEKgluttony DUDEKgreed Morning Night Pride Sloth Villain Woman Wrath

Noah Scalin

September 6th, 2013

Noah Scalin is an artist/author/musician/whatever the fuck he wants to be.  He’s this awesome (well from what I’ve read) guy in Richmond that likes skulls…a lot.  He even started the Skull-A-Day blog.  Now I’m not saying that all of his work is skull-based, but out of everything I found in the internet, most of it was.  Let me make this super clear: I am not bashing on him for sticking with skull artwork, I am simply stating facts.  Okay, now I will start talking about my opinion.  Good for him.  He can do so much with just the image of a skull and he makes it work.  I knew this artsy fartsy girl in high school that always (and I mean ALWAYS) incorporated an octopus in her art class projects somehow.  If she couldn’t make her entire piece focus on an octopus, she would do whatever her art assignment was, and then just have an octopus lurking somewhere in the background, which got kinda odd when they started doing landscapes.  Scalin at least owns it and makes it unique every time.  The only thing I don’t like is the design of his stupid website.  I get it, you’re artsy fartsy and you don’t want to make your website “normal” but come on man, seriously?

here are some of his pieces I pulled from his stupid website:

United Skulls of America II

United Skulls of America II

and Dark Sisters

Dark Sisters

 

First Compilations

September 5th, 2013

Flowers made out of hands and a hand made out of flowers.

Flowers made out of hands and a hand made out of flowers.

 

I don’t know why, but something about the idea of swapping roles really interests me.  In this piece I took the floral pattern from a scarf I bought in Egypt to create the hand.  The rest of the piece is made up of parts of a bracelet from Spain that a friend got me.

 

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The only thing that is perfect in life is math.

The only thing that is perfect in life is math.

This piece was inspired by the true love of my life, math.  I find that there is a true sense of perfection in numbers.  I used some photos of my friends facial features.  The circular triangle thingies are the design from the Babylonian Pythagorean Tablet.  Finally the background is, of course, a piece of the one and only Rhind Papyrus.

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There isn't much to say.

There isn’t much to say.

Like it says on the title of this blog, I don’t know shit about art.  All I know is that art is supposed to make you feel, so I made this that makes me feel happy.  I’m not exactly sure why I like this, but I do.  I honestly don’t give a fuck if everyone thinks it’s stupid, it’s for me.

first photoshop…for this class at least

August 29th, 2013

photoshopped this, i swear i'm actually good at it

Probably the best photoshop art ever

 

 

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